Trust-Fund Kid

You won't believe the type of dude I woke up in this time.

I'm some tall, lanky, white-boy loser. It feels weird being nineteen again... god, was I this horny last time too?

I will say, the kid's folks got money. They're sending him- me, off to some fancy college, and they're even getting me an apartment to myself! When I was nineteen, I had to room with strangers in a crowded dorm.

I just got to the place, and since the furniture the kid's parents bought for me won't be delivered until the end if the week; it's all these empty rooms and my new body all to myself. I decided to save myself the trouble and just ditch my clothes entirely.

Weirdest part of all? I think I'm back in the year 2008.