The EveryMan Vial

Work this week had been an absolute beast. Deadline after deadline had to be met, meaning I worked overtime almost every day since Monday, but it was finally over. Last thing I did at the office before clocking out was requesting some time off, I deserved a long weekend after this hell. Thankfully my boss agreed. I sat in traffic, itching to get home where I could just grab a beer, park myself on the couch, and waste all the time I wanted. I had video games to play and movies to binge, the last bastion between them and me was miles of bumper-to-bumper traffic. We inched forward, slowly but surely, and soon enough we were moving at a decent pace. I'd just breathed a sigh of relief when some asshole in an expensive looking car cut me off as he weaved in and out between lanes. I slammed on my brakes so as to not rear-end the jackass. My last thread of patience snapped and I honked my horn at him repeatedly. I doubt he even heard me through the trap music blasting from his car, and he ...

My buddy Eric and I had been friends our whole lives. We grew up together, and after graduating high school we even got into the same college as business majors. Eric's dad was the owner of his own company, so we pretty much had careers guaranteed after graduation. Our first year so far had been a blast. Eric and I got to dorm in the same building, so when we weren't out partying, we were hosting kick-backs at either his room or mine. Don't get me wrong, we still went to classes and actually did the work, we just weren't as stressed out about it as other students were. It was just before winter break when we heard that the school was piloting a "career preparedness" program in the spring. Apparently, they'd match you with someone who was already working in your field and they'd have you intern with them, or shadow them, or something for a semester. They said it was all expenses paid, they'd get you a hotel to stay at during the program, and the bes...

Woah, I can't believe it actually worked! Oh wow... look at all this fur, and this beard! Ha! I've never been able to grow a beard this full, this bushy! Let's see these arms... ooh! There's some nice muscle under this fat, and speaking of fat... I know Fred mentioned he was a bit "portly," but it's still a surprise seeing so much gut attached to me. Hm, it's got a nice a jiggle to it. Right, let's get out of bed and- woah! Well, isn't this a nice surprise, I wonder if Fred normally sleeps nude or if he wanted to leave me a little surprise when I woke up. Hm, he's cut. I guess that's not too surprising, but it'll take some getting used to. God, this body just feels amazing! Oh! The phone... "Hello? Fred? Yeah! You were right, it worked!"